Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice
1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’ button. We request
you to check this.
2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. We request you to change that to
‘sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find
only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at home.
4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button,
but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft
sentence’, so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows ‘My Computer’; when you will provide the remaining
7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is ‘Microsoft Office’ what about ‘Microsoft Home’? since I use
the PC at home only.
9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past
10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God Sake! Please do not provide
‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
my office hours.
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
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